EFF WIFI

I just bought a state-of-the-art WIFI speaker. Ok so I can listen to my laptop. OK listen this is a laptop. Today they call it a MAC AIR. EFF ac air I want a laptop. Hold on where was I. The EFFING speaker I bought does not work on WIFI. Listen up high tech #ucks. I want a WIFI that works for speakers. I can not hear the MAC AIR so I bought you to turn up the volume and you don’t work. I HAVEEEE tried to be connected more than a dozen times!!!! It will not connect. OK YOU ARE EFFING high tech worker’s suck!!! I have EFFING had it with this whole WIFI connection thing EFFF YOU!!!! EFF EVERYBODY!!!!!